8 July 2012
Mornings broke The day has started I've got up And I've just farted
Walking forwards To the bathroom Going pee Hear it zoom
Pulling my trousers To my hip I've caught my foreskin In the zip
Jesus wept Fucking hell That really did Hurt my bell
Bringing tears To my eyes It really was No surprise
As I'm so sleepy Acting thick I wish I never Caught my dick
Wish I Never (16+) • Opuss № I