Ghosts Of The Kingdom

I'm a handsome man
A young prince you see
But this silly old ghost
Seems to be following me

It follows me when I'm cooking
Or reading a book
Even when I'm on the loo
It has to look through its little crook

I'm not quite sure
What it wants from me
Let me tell a story
I was sitting under a tree

So this ghost was watching my every move
It hadn't stopped all day
I realised it was just easier
To punch the ghost away

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