Rules

Chapter 1
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This is a story that literally has no climax or resolution. Because that's the way my life is and this is about my life. This story does not concern itself with big moments; it concerns itself with the small ones. This story will not ever end because we will always be getting screwed and fucked. I am. So are my friends, my brother, and the boy who sits in the corner of English. And this fuckery will keep on going down from generation to generation, getting screwed and, lets not forget, screwing. Because life is fucked up that way.
Let me tell you outright, this book is not for someone happy. I'm not happy and I'm writing about how this cold dark creature has been eating me and others away. We read and talk and watch what we can relate to. You happy people can't relate to this. So I bless you if you stop reading because that means you're doing something right with your life.
For all it's worth, I'm trying to make a guide. I can't guide my own life and that will become obvious later. I'm writing this because I've made stupid mistakes but I've also made some good decisions and sometimes it's so hard to figure out which is which and how to do what. So you want to know the rules of society and conformity and life? Well I'll tell you what I've figured out. Right down to how to say hello and goodbye. Oh, and rule number one: say hello and goodbye to people. Sometimes they think its rude if you skip that part of the conversation.