19 June 2012
step 1: you compliment her smile. step 2: you tell her lies about your life step 3: you stare at each other in the dark. step 4: you go in for a kiss step 5: she doesn't kiss back step 6: she runs away step 7: she comes back step 8: she winks at you and walks you to the back room.
Okay, if any guys or gay girls are reading this, I'll explain what her thought process was. it seems so illogical, but it isn't. this is the strange thoughts of an innocent brainwashed teenage girl:
step 1: a guy compliments my dress step 2: he tries to tell me about his life. I see right through him. step 3: the lights go out. is this the part where you kiss? should I run? step 4: too late. he kissed you. he stole your first kiss. step 5: I dont know, the kiss feels good, but forced and hungry. step 6: you run away hoping to get your first kiss back. it was supposed to be with someone special. not him. step 7: the words from teen pop magazines fly around her head "your first kiss has sparks because you're in love." you feel no attachment to him. he likes you. you don't know how to feel. normally you'd never like him, but he did take your first kiss and now you're trapped forever. how do you become attached to someone? sex. the magazines say sex makes you attached. the magazines tell you what to do. brainwash. the shading of clothes. you wink at him. step 8: grab his arm. take over him. see what your first kiss has got.
I'd like to hear your thoughts on this.....
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