25 February 2013
Subtitled "Vaginas Have Teeth" @plasticcourage
A half-full glass bottle Just strong black tea, right? And that tin full of mints... And those capsules of white...
Those aren't mints at all And that sure isn't tea Just green and white pills And mixed up whiskey
Your quirky smile Your bleached and blue hair Pressures me into Losing each care
"Just snort it like this, "I'll mix you a drink," There's liquor in my glass I'm not sure what to think
It's Saturday night And I never see you And chances to do this Are surely too few
Yeah, I'll take two more pills So what do they do? Mix them with these? Guess I'll have to trust you
Watch the tele now More soda, more booze I giggle, "Let me kiss you, "Just friends-nothing to lose,"
I talk myself out of it Girls are too weird And vaginas are scary With teeth to be feared
I slur my words My head starts to spin I stumble around Oh let the fun begin
Why am I laughing? What were we talking about? I never get drunk Always far too in doubt
I'm way too straight edge Classic goody-goody kid What if mother found out? Heaven forbid
More drink, more laughter I've gotten too loud And now I feel sick I'm feeling too proud
I feel so high up On top of the world And nothing can touch me The ground is twisted and twirled
Still I am sick Stumble to the porcelain bowl You hold my hair while I chuck up Oreos- almost whole
I'm such a lightweight I never do this But I had the opportunity And a chance I couldn't miss
You're influencing me Don't know where I'm being steered Just know tonight has been A little, well Weird.
Bad Influence • Opuss № I