17 April 2012
People of this great nation and Swansea, I am writing to you all today with great news.
Throughout these current times of economic instability, disappointing brainless blockbusters and global conflict, we the people have cried out for something to unite us and light a torch to guide us through these dark turbulent times.
I am here to tell you all there is hope... I have been reliably informed by a tramp that was sifting through a bin, half eaten fox draping from his slavering maw that something truly miraculous has happened...
The kit Kat peanut butter chunky has won the vote!
Make a note in your diary today for this is a day that you will want to regale... So in the future when grand kids are gathered around the future fireplace and ask about this momentous occasion you can say with a teary eye "I was there!"
Now have a drink and join your loved ones or simply just crack one off, you deserve it.
Yes We Can • Opuss № I