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@nmaelietta

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Martial arts - Noun, MARITAL APPS Everybody was kung fu fighting. Du du du du, those cats were fast as lightning. Du du du, in fact it was a little bit frightening. Du du du du....

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@nmaelietta

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Coldplay - Noun, KOLDPLAYA Presumably what penguins listen to..

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@nmaelietta

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Horse - Noun, HOARSE You might find this in some of your food if you're not careful..

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@sincerelytori

Me.

You dont know how it feels to be useless. You don't understand how it feels to hate every inch of everything you do.

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@muhkickass

no

what is he thinking what is he saying with his eyes he's trying to communicate but I'm lost lost cause.

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@Bwanadik

Obviously

I usually point out the obvious. The rest of the time, I don't..

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@stay_swirly

✌

If you dont act like ken, dont expect me to be barbie....

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@smalltownsinger

Snyggt Och Sexigt

Jag tänkte skicka dig något snyggt och sexigt. Men brevbäraren blev förbannad på mig och bad mig kliva ut ur brevlådan. / okänd.

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