Dumb Names For Cars #11

Mazda Tribute - Tribute to what or whom exactly?

Volkswagen Scirocco - This means dusty or rainy hot wind. So basically another car that not only farts but may also have diarrhoea.

Toyota Auris - Although it is advertised as meaning 'gold' in Latin, I do Latin for GCSE and for one it actually means EAR.
Your puny PR tricks don't work on me, Toyota, ha!

Volkswagen Jetta - Who or what is Jetta? I think many of us would like to know.

Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal - do I need to explain?

Subaru Gravel Express - Living up to Subaru's rally history, of driving through dirt.

Mazda Bongo -They drive it in the Congo.

Daihatsu Rugger Field Sports Resin Top - Sounds like a extremely dodgy car to me.

Nissan Prarie Joy - Eh?

Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Cruising Active - AAAAAAAA! So many unnecessary words in just one name!

Mazda Proceed Marvie - ...Mazda is getting worse.

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard - Why not just call it 'Potter Mark 2'?

Isuzu 20 Giga Light Dump - I wonder what the car smells like, considering the load of 'Dump' it has.

Mazda Carol - Silent Night,Holy Night, This Mazda car is named after sh**e.

Mitsubishi Guts - Perfect for the ideal sadist.

Nissan Pantry Boy Supreme - I give up! What's the point in having names for cars anymore?!