25 January 2013
Ford Escort - Basically a chaperone, it goes wherever you go.
AMC Gremlin - Is the car full of them? It looks like it is!
Hyundai Amica - This car wants to be your best friend no matter what.
Nissan Pathfinder - So the SATNAV is an option basically?
Subaru Justy - Justy whaty?
Kia Mentor - Does the car teach you how to drive it?
Ford Fiesta - Anything but a party.
Maserati Quattroporte - Yeah, most cars have four passenger doors anyway, no need to tell us.
Ford Mondeo - Sounds like mundane. Why is Ford telling us that their car is boring? That is not good marketing!
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