28 January 2013
Dacia Duster - It's a 4x4, it is likely to be driven off road. Therefore it WILL get dusty.
Aston Martin DB... - What does 'DB' even stand for?
Porsche Cayman - Named after a crocodile, yet looks nothing like one.
Mercedes-Benz SLS Black Series - Every time I see this car, it's always yellow...
Lexus Vettel - Naming a car after a famous F1 driver doesn't make it better.
Toyota Cressida - Named after the backstabbing, unfaithful Shakespeare character, right?
Dodge Scamp - This car is either a rogue, or it moves in a stop-and-go fashion.
Honda Joy-Machine - Available with an optional £1,800 'happy' endorphin release system.
Isuzu Big Horn - For people who hate the sound of those little beep-beep horns.
Dodge Swinger - This is the perfect car for wife-swappers.
Plymouth Reliant - Ironic, considering it was marketed as a "disposable car".
Hyundai Accent - Does its engine make odd inflection noises?
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