8 February 2013
Vauxhall Nova - Which means 'doesn't go' in Spanish.
Ford Caliente - Didn't go down well in Mexico, after all it means 'streetwalker' in Mexican slang.
Rolls Royce Silver Mist - German for 'human waste', makes you feel a bit constipated, no?
Daihatsu Rugger - The perfect cat for Carpet installers or Rugby players.
Honda Ascot - In accidents, this car gets all tied up in knots.
Aston Martin Vanquish - Bang! And the car has gone!
Porsche 911s (all of them) - How can Porsche continue to name their card after such a horrendous terrorist attack?
Saab 95 - That is how the old the car is and that is why it doesn't work properly.
Vauxhall Mokka - "Don't blend in", blend out by spelling 'Mocha' incorrectly. :)
Alfa Romeo Giuletta - The name of the car looks like my username (or is it just me?)
Renault Twizy - Sounds like a word full of innuendos. Other than that it just sounds silly.
Nissan Micra - Constantly reminding us that good cars can be small - or infinitesimally minute.
Thanks to @blindsilence for the first three suggestions.
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