26 February 2013
"I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she's been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning."
One day, when I'm ready, I'll use this on my classmate. After all it's not my fault that her skirt is shorter than Napoleon and she wears more makeup in one day than Johnny Depp has in his entire career.
Interesting Comment • Opuss № I