Breakfast

@riafuzzball

People, in exasperation, sometimes wonder if they own their cats, or their cats own them. The cats do not need to speculate..

@CarelessGazelle

The Lizard Spock Expansion

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock,...

@Charlie92

Yes I Work Out...

...My favourite one is sleeping!.

@cfori

Smart Mouse

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.".

@willheee

Opinions Are Like (2)

Arse holes; Everyone has one, And they all stink. Except for mine ~ unknown.

@willheee

Opinions Are Like (1)

Belly buttons; Everyone's got one, but none of them hold much water. ~unknown.

@catchingstars

Demotivational Quote #2

OLYMPIC ACHIEVEMENTS With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts..

@RedWednesday

Beyond Zebra

“There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.” ― Dr. Seuss.