15 July 2012
Have you ever wondered, Why sheep don't shrink in the rain? Or why putting on mascara always seems to be a pain!
Have you ever wondered why a "broker" handles money, Or how when the teacher tells a joke it's never, ever funny!
I always seem to worry when the doctor calls work "practice", And why out of all the sounds most snakes just choose to make a 'hisssss'
Have you ever noticed that when you make a friend, they always seem to make you promise it will never end.
But it would just be boring to promise something forever, That makes me think, why are they called apartments if they're stuck together?
Did you know they sterilise the needles for lethal injections! That's almost just as stupid as naming all the airports terminals!
Why would you insist on flying and promising that it's safe, When the dangers in the name my friend: the word terminal sounds pretty UNsafe?!
I recently did notice that to shut down your computer, You have to go to 'start' first; looks like Windows needs a tutor!
It's funny how we notice such petty little things, For some this will raise more questions, But I hope for most humour it will Bring :)
by vera ©
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