2 September 2012
A stupid mistake, It's really not fair, You brought us all to shame, You made some cry with sadness, You're the only one at blame.
Our family was being laughed at, Some packed up and left, You managed to spoil everything with your selfish, greedy theft.
We were lucky having such a treat, Mum and dad worked really hard, We were having so much fun that day till you cocked up, you retard.
I still can't believe you did that, Brother with no brains, You really couldn't control yourself, And now we call you names.
You see we were in a fancy restaurant, It just was not the place, For you to keep on farting In your stupid, windy race.
At first it was quite funny, As you farted out a tune, But then it just got boring when you continued to be a prune.
We'd finished off our main course, Delicious to say the least, But you carried on farting till you heard a funny squeak.
Your bowels couldn't take much more, You'd winded them to death, They left you with a sticky surprise, your seat was soaking wet.
Your final fart was a wet one, The odour was just fowl! The waiters had to help us out whilst you sat there with a frown.
The poor gentlemen behind you Just quickly signed the bill, He ran off with a shocking face, If only looks could kill...
So well done, eldest brother, You stupid, stupid boy. You had the squits in a dining room, You farting, pooping toy.
by vera©
Shock Horror • Opuss № I