Happy Holidays

Oprah gave her money away,
She only kept enough to get her by.,
Amelia Earheart was the First lady to fly.

Casey Anthony murdered her baby,
Carly Rae Jepsen wrote the treacherous "Call Me Maybe."
The tanning mom let her daughter into the booth,
Women aren't always sugar and spice, it's the truth.

But, without us, what would you do?
You wouldn't have kids- or other stuff- too.
But us women couldn't survive without men.
Without you, we wouldn't be able to clean,
We'd get tired of having rooms so pristine.

We complement each other
Very nicely indeed,
Men are blue, we are yellow,
Together we make green.

So I guess what I'm trying to say,
Is that I hope you have a
Happy Women's Day.