8 May 2012
A woman has three daughters, and the first one come up to her and says
"Mummy, why am I called Lily?"
She replies "Because when you were born, a Lily landed on your head."
The second one says to her,
"Mummy, why am I called Rose?"
She replies "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head."
The third one after some time says,
"My favourite colour is potato"
"SHUT UP BRICK"
Offensive Joke • Opuss № I