9 June 2012
So the other day I was about to get off with some girl I had pulled, and I asked her if she had any condoms.
"There's some in the drawer over there," she said.
I opened the drawer and I found a picture of a guy there.
"Who's this," I asked her, "Your ex?"
"No", she replied.
"Your boyfriend?"
"No"
"Your husband?"
"No," she said, "That's me before the operation."
Opuss № I