A Long Ass Limerick

There once was a man named Dale
Who's life was a harrowing tale
More heartbreak and woe
Than you ever did know
Everyday he would cry without fail

His first wife named Colleen
Became a crack fiend
And died with the needle in her arm

His next wife from Hong Kong
She didn't stay long
She ran away to live on a farm

After that he tried men
Met a fellow named Glen
It was all going swimmingly well

But then came that day
When Glen said "I'm not gay"
And left Dale for a woman named Michelle

Next came his third wife
A woman not very nice
She used and abused this poor man

When she ended up dead
A tear never was shed
Almost thankful for that great big white van

Then came his last wife
The love of his life
A angel from heaven named Flo

They lived in pure bliss
Everyday a new kiss
In her womb their future would grow

But then came that black day
Everything would there change
A man with a knife came along

Two weeks away from due
That blade went straight through
And both mother and child were gone

There once was an angry man named dale
Who went looking for revenge and wouldn't fail
With a 12 gauge in his hand
He went looking for that man
And sent that demon straight back down to hell

But revenge wasn't enough
Dale decided to give up
He would join his wife and their child

With that gun to his head
Came a voice and it said
"Darling we don't need you, up here for a while"

So Dale chose to go on
Bought a house in the sun
Lived on the beach on his own

But with Flo in his heart
They never had to part
And he never again felt alone