21 November 2012
(I have dialled it back somewhat but there is some bad language in this one)
Picking television As the #household word You just lit a fire This one might hurt
Adverts
Every single channel Seems to be always on a break An endless stream of adverts This is something I can't take
I get really fucking angry I think it's OCD If a channels on an advert It won't stay on my TV
JK
I'm gonna keep this brief I could go on for several pages When I see my mother watching this A fire inside me rages
Every episode exactly the same It's popularity is a joke It's like my mothers brainwashed By this evil JK bloke
Docu-Soaps
Vacuous fake Unbearably dim It's scripted bulls shit Sold as the real thing
The darker their fan tan The stupider they are The more chance they have Of being a "star"
"Talent" shows
There lives a small man named Cowell Who's job it seems is to scowl He sits down all day Sending people away A years wages he earns every hour
It's not the best singer More the best story And novelty acts With no real chance of glory
The judges let crap through Onto the live shows Then moan when they get voted for But they're the ones who they chose
TV gold
So there are a few exceptions Some TV that entertains me Like QI And The Big Bang Theory
I watch Pointless and Eggheads I love Mock The Week I like 8 out of 10 cats And that new show Fresh Meat
There are others that I like Like Misfits and many more Most of my current favourites Are shown on E4
The State Of TV • Opuss № I