21st Century Girl

I want my knight in shining armour
to love me so pure and deep

love my hard-earned chiseled collarbones
fine stitched-up nose
round firm ass that took 10000 squats to achieve
dolled-up round eyes enhanced by 3 coats of mascara
toned legs that go on forever in my
6-inch heels that make them look even longer

i do like long things

the other day my hairdresser told me
that i should only wash my hair three times a week
so that it'll look smooth and silky
but who could afford that if i have to exercise
to prevent myself from growing fat
if i really had to choose between damaged hair and being fat
i think i'd take the damaged hair

on sick days i lie in bed and caress my hipbones
to make sure that after being practically immobile for so long
i can still feel them

i want my knight to love me au naturale
so i hope that hours of facials and treatments at the spa
would make that possible
and after all the breast fat i lost from working out
i thought some implants wouldn't hurt
just to even out the sexual appeal
so at least when he gawks at those angels on the runway
he would think hey my girlfriend isn't that far off
looking like that could earn you many things
like money
rides
passion
and not to forget love

because of course
i just want my knight in shining armour
to love me so pure and deep