25 October 2012
A boy named Geoff did a job for his Nan
And he went to deliver Mrs Jenkins some jam.
An elderly lady, Mrs Jenkins was nice,
And she offered him tea or a fruit juice and ice.
She placed platefuls of biscuits right into his lap,
And they sat down together and had a good yap.
So when Mrs Jenkins went out for more snacks
He didn’t expect her to come back with an axe!
Mrs Jenkins wanted to fight.
She swung the axe widely with all of her might,
And she chopped Geoff’s face clean off his head.
Then she cleaned up the mess and retired to her bed.
The Tale Of Geoff And Mrs Jenkins • Opuss № I