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I guess someone found a cure to Bieber Fever, now everyone has got One Direction Infection! :D
Christmas is coming! Mum is moaning Dad is groaning Daughter is hyper Dog's gonna bite her Placing bids on Ebay Bills grow every day Putting up the Christmas tree Dog does a pee pee under the tree tree Mum and dad have a shout And make…
Kids Fattening Centre Lol xxxxx
If you have problems in life, face them don't Facebook them!
Spiders are 3% scary when you see them, flying spiders are 27% scary when you see them but when any type of spider has disappeared they are 70% scary.
That time when you feel like you are walking on eggshells because you don't know if you said something that's going to make someone cry
It's not about making lots of cash, it's about being allowed to blow stuff up and not getting told off afterwards.
Charlie you look quite down With your big sad eyes And your big fat frown The world doesn't have to be so gray Charlie when your life's a mess When your feeling blue Always in distress I know what can wash that sad away All you have to do i…
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face here.)." replied Little Tim Tim. "Well, g…
Your my coco to my pops My icing to my cake My leaves to my tree, My water to my lake. If I didn't have you, There would be war, I would do anything, Even brake the law. I really don't care, How long I'd stay in prison, As long as our lov…
When you are a kid, girls and boys had a gender war. When you are a teenager, girls and boys have a love war.
When people say your weird, it's because we're all different. When people say your mean, they are just being very sensitive. When people say your strange, they're right, you have to accept it.
Rabbits hopping, Never stopping, Eating carrots, Cuter than a parrot, But you take that back, After a while, Rabbit mess on the lawn, All in piles!
Charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were Pokemon I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam. Like Jessie and James we'd make the perfect team. I'd stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'd love you more than …
I buy 2 hamsters and I name one 'one' and the second one 'two'. I lose 'one'. I still have two...
April showers brings May flowers :)
Older members of your family don't like you going on them all the time because they are jealous coz they didn't have them when they were younger
There may not be an I in team but there is a me if you swap the letters around!!!
When people say 'Don't drink and drive', I felt pretty intense when I drank my carton of apple juice on my tricycle!!
Mommy, mommy penguin, Rolling in the snow, Sliding on her tummy, From hills high and low. Sitting on the snow land, Out pops an egg! The mom passes it to the dad, And he keeps it between his legs. Tummies starting rumbling, And some bab…
The first thing they would say is "GET ME OUT OF THIS FREKIN CAGE!!"
They hide you from staring at people. Like Facebook in real life
Jingle bells, Voldemort smells, Harry ran away, Hermione died, Ron Wesley cried, HUNGER GAMES ALL DA WAY!!!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake <3
70% air 30% crisps
Say I 2 6 C 4 U fast.
*Boy finds magic lamp and rubs* Boy: YAY!! MY FIRST WISH IS TO HAVE INFINITE WISHES!! Genie: This will be forever. Are you sure?? Boy: Yeah!! I wish to be rich!! I wish to be famous! I wish to be a power ranger!!!! Genie: K then *ONE YEAR…
Yo mama so old she was Jesus's teacher!
Your interested in her for half an hour or so but then you get bored of her.
An apple a day will keep anyone away from you if you throw it hard enough.
When I just deleted an app on my I pod touch, when all the others apps are shaking it looks like their panicking about who will go next.
Whoever invented 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' never has had a dictionary thrown at them.
But if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water I'd drink it.
If homework has the word work in it, why the hell aren't we getting paid?!?
Most of your beauty would be gone if I got a towel and wiped your face with it.
Most people just say words with un in front of them and use a French accent to make it sound French. Etc: un chocolatè XD
************************************ Today, I will be telling you about the book Hunger Games. It is my favourite book in the world. Everyone in our class was talking about it, so I went ahead and bought it. It has great descriptions at the…
Running from the policemen, I just done a crime, Its like my sweet heart, Is now filled with sour limes. I'll be in prison for ages, But now I gotta run, How will I explain this, To my dad and my mum?? I see a teenager, With a football a…
I really love this app. It's the best app on my I pod touch. When I read someone's jokes, poems or whatever I read, it always brings a smile to my face. Thank you everyone who follows me. Your my internet friends. Like pen pals. XD. So than…
Kittens are adventurous, Climbing all around, Some clawing at the curtains, Some nowhere to be found. Have you got a kitten? Do they like to cuddle? If you have two the same, Do they get in a muddle???
Puppies being born, At the break of dawn, Their eyes are tightly shut, Cute little mutts. I wish I could adopt one, If I asked my mom, But she would just say no, Our money is running low.
Note I will be writing poems about different things. If you want be to write about anything, leave it in the comments. Please enjoy!!! Wild dogs are running, In and out of trees, In the dark deep forest, Trampling on the leaves. I wouldn'…
It's easy to turn them on, but only if you have the right remote.
Try to be friends with everyone in primary school or high school, you don't know that they could be famous in the future. Then you still might be friends and you could become her singer sidekick XD - Skye Mills
A poem by Sky Mills Why do the good things take time? Why does the bell chime? Why do I have a nose? Why do I buy stylish clothes? Why is a tree green? But I guess those answers are nowhere to be seen. Why oh why oh why, Do the good thing…
When I was little I loved asking pointless questions like "Why is the world called world?" "Why do pigs oink?" "Why isn't the world pink?" and so on. But the only down side was on my report it said "Sometimes asks immature questions." :,( A…
Wanna hear about my BRAND NEW EPIC INVENTION?!? "No." OK THEN!! :D ITS CALLED THE WEATHER STONE!!! It tells you what the weathers doing!!!! If its wet= it's been raining If its dry= it hasn't been raining If its hot= it's been sunny If its …
!!!SOFA KING STUPID!!!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need Internet, she's already WORLDWIDE!!! Yo mama so stupid, she thought the super bowl was a giant bowl of cereals. (she even bought her big spoon!) Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why sonic runs so fast!! …
(4D is a new feature in a movie where you can smell what you see on the screen. You have a card with several numbers on. When the number comes up on the screen, you scratch the card and you smell it.) A couple of months ago, I took my litt…
If you're in Australia and I'm in the UK, even though were about a days flight apart, you're always gonna be right next to me in my heart - Skye
If god created the world, who the hell created god?!?
That time when you want to throw a strop but you just end up laughing.
That time when someone asks "Would you rather have your little brother/little sister or your computer?" and you want to say your computer but you just say "ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!?!? My little brother/little sister DUUUHH!!!"
When you are at a supermarket and you're at a zebra crossing and one person crosses and just when they get to the other side, somebody else does it (repeats about 12 times)
When a little baby/toddler is looking at you for no reason and you feel like saying "What" but you know the baby still won't understand you.
When someone did something naughty everybody just went "Uuuummm"
I had a little brother, His name was Tiny Tim, I put him in the bathtub, To teach him how to swim. He drank up all the water, He ate up all the soap, He died last night with a bubble up his throat
Now let's go and find the light switch, and everything will be all PEACHY!!! -Patrick Star
If your pixels are hot, In real life your not.
I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own. From Skye xx
DON'T LOOK INTO THE MIRROR JUSTIN!!! IT'S THE LAST ONE LEFT!!
STEP AWAY FROM THE SKITTLES MAN... I have a banana >:D
Don't you hate it when you see a baby that's over 1 year old and then you ask how old it is and the mother says "Oh 16 months!" MMMMMAAAATTTTH!
No pen= No answers No answers= Bad grades Bad grades= Really dumb Really dumb= No collage No collage= No job No job= No money No money= No marriage No marriage= No children No children= Boredom Boredom= Hungry Hungry= Weak Weak= Thirsty T…
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a fish, And I go moo
When you see your boyfriend at the prom dancing with your twin sister instead of you.
When you see a little boy with his mom in the woman's toilet and a little girl with his dad in the men's toilet.
Mean people are mean only because they are jealous of you.