13 July 2012
Two wee germs Still inside of me Rubbing hands in glee Multiplyin No mercy Causin misery
Two wee germs A nod and a wink Storm in armour chink Electrifyin Chaos Another stink!
Two wee germs Courting havoc Gleefully run amok I reach for the box Nope! Not goon out With the 5 o'clock
Two wee germs Burrowing deep Deprive me of sleep A look, A grin Cough, splutter, groan What a din!
Two wee germs On the alert Playin Hide & seek Argh! I look a freak! It's lookin bleak.
Two wee germs Laugh out loud Getting the better Of snivellin ole me Silver lining On a cloud I vowed Me they'll not mock They're goin oot With the 5 o'clock!
Two wee germs Torpedo out of me Rubbin hands in glee More of us to breed Let's cause a plague And thank Le Freak For setting us free To invade Mrs Sprague!!
Two Wee Germs • Opuss № I