21 December 2012
Here we are again then let the madness begin Turkey, chocolate god there is no way I will stay thin Crap telly, crap music with rod stewart causing a din Who on earth told him he could sing?
So where is the snow? Surely it will come But it's raining and mild don't be so dumb So sod it I will dream that we may get some And then prettily slip onto my big fat bum!
Christmas! • Opuss № I