20 July 2012
I groomed a dog today with a wonderful talent I'm afraid the outcome was totally repellant As I lifted her up to start the groom I had a sudden urge to leave the room
As pressure was applied to her saggy tum A fart so loud expelled from her bum A whoopie cushion sprang to my mind Resisting the urge to sit on her with my behind
She was old, she was deaf and blind But the farting she didn't seem to mind So I carefully clipped and scissored away Really didn't want to be poisoned today!
Doggy Whoopie Cushion! • Opuss № I