28 June 2012
I am auditioning for a musical called honk! And no it isnt about a horrible smell To calm nerves I may need some plonk Some Valium, and some kalms aswell!
As much as I do love to act and sing The terror is too much to behold Once I have done it I feel like a king And I'm pretty good or so I'm told!!
But I so wish I was calm and serene But the loo seems to be my best friend But just as I am going to do the requested scene My guts suddenly seem to transcend!
But to stop myself from shitting myself dry Immodium may be a good trick And I will not shout, shake and cry I will sing with gusto and then try not to be sick!!
Honk! • Opuss № I