25 August 2012
I'm on the m4 sat in my Toyota car Going on holiday hoping its not far It's pissing down and I really can't see We are stuck in traffic and my son wants a pee
I really need this holiday I need a rest But the start of it is really putting me to the test We cross the Severn bridge which costs the earth But I'm desperate to get to the gower so I can body surf
The traffic jam stretches for miles to see Oh and my son now screams mum I really need a wee Finally we are here and the cottage is bliss And thankfully my son can now have a piss!!!
I Need A Wee! • Opuss № I