19 May 2012
As I am now the age of 43 Tap dancing was the exercise for me At least I wouldnt be bending over and dislocating my knee!
No Star jumps , no press ups No farting in mid jump just gently tapping back and forth but feeling like a lump!
But as the jumping was introduced I had this sudden fear I felt a moist occasion and thought oh dear!
So now I am doomed old fart syndrome is upon me So tena lady will be my best friend but at least I wont smell of wee!!!
Tap Dancing Ditty! • Opuss № I