To The Heart

@aphylls

Twitter

I just got to class and I'm checking my Opuss, everyone around me is checking their Twitter..is it bad that I feel special?.

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@Seamonster

Drugs

The instructions on the side of box said not to drive, operate big machines or drink alcohol. It said nothing about using root privileges. Uh-oh..

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@gulidifly

don't be a geek

look at him and see him licking his lips for the lesson Friday last lesson i can't stopping myself to the countdown but the geek is stating to cry for more after school lessons thanks.

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@aphylls

Meows of Valor

The Opuss notification sound is really starting to grow on me..!!.

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@Stenataar

Infinity & Beyond

If infinity is the biggest possible number, the furthest possible place, the absolute maximum; where is it actually that Buzz Lightyear is planning to go?.

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@gregstaddon

Grammatically Correct

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - Buffalo buffalo buffalo..

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@Cedey_foreveryoursx

Like If This Makes Sense

Blocksx face* If the countries were to fall off earth, What country would fall first . -----) ----------) ------) Greece . Ba doom tis*.

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@peaceloveice

A Pickup Line

Hey hon, you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real. :).

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