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~Sheldon, Finding Nemo.
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"Ooh, look at me! I'm gonna touch the butt!"
~Sheldon, Finding Nemo.
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I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.
That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.
I plan to live forever... Or die trying!.
Spoons. I wonder, who came up with that idea. I mean, it's not something that would suddenly pop up in your mind is it. Mind you, they're pretty cool. And Random..
"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit in my chair and TELL YOU HOW I BECAME A PRINCE IN A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR!.
My boyfriend is like an iPad, I don't have an iPad..
~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".
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