1 January 2013

Stick your open palm under the cubicle wall and ask "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody makes a bodily function noise.

Say "Hmmm, i've never seen that colour before."

Drop a marble and say "Oh no! My glass eye!"

Grunt and strain really loudly for about 30 secons then drop a melon in the toilet from about 6 feet.

Sigh. Say "Now how did that get there?"

Say "Humus. Reminds me of Humus."

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