Happy Dead Jesus

@soulofaman

All My Life

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific..

@rjgayle

Ice Cream

When love does not find you, ice cream is a good replacement..

@RachTheWriter

How To Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

"Oh, it's very simple, really. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.

@mariadevlin

Important

"Right this is important!" "How do we deside?" Rock, paper, Sissors!.

@eliseeeegurl

Rules were made for breaking..

@Toulbox

Note To Self

Note to self : when Missus says "I'm going to paint the downstairs toilet today" you should know that it's not going to be a one man job!.

@harleyquinnlovesthejoker

(to the Joker) "Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we. Perhaps you'll kill me.

@chrisrowlands

Poetry

Do not use poetry, art or music to get into a girls pants. Use it to get into her head..