19 May 2012
As you guys don't live in Hungary, you also can't know our sarcasm about the government, the bills, the salaries.
Jokes like "2012 the end of the world - come to Hungary, we are 50 years behind!"
Well, there are loads of things why I left my home-country, but the no chances in life if you're not rich already is one of them.
Today I saw it, and translated it for you to have a laugh, even if its actually sad but true. So you can have different types of salaries in Hungary, not like enough, loads of, not enough, but you can name them like:
-Onion: you see it, you touch it, than you have to cry
-Atheist: you don't really believe in it's existence
-Magical: a few movements than it disappears
-Sex: when it's the best it's over
-Storm: you don't know when it's coming and how long it's gonna take
-Deodorant: when you would really need it it leaves you in the lurch
-Period: it comes once every month and lasts 3 to 5 days
-Dietician: you eat each time less of it
Salaries in Hungary • Opuss № I