11 October 2012
*makes a call*
Answer machine: Your call could not be reached at the moment please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds.
Dad is mowing the lawn please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds
Mum is having a shower please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds
Girl is talking to boyfriend please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds
Baby is sleeping please try again in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second, 0 seconds
Your call is forwarding please wait for 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds-this family have been having a life unlike you-sorry call disconnected please try again next year.
The Telephone Call • Opuss № I