@DucheSs1993

Super Girl

Girls are superheroes. Because who else could bleed for 5 days and not die. o(^▽^)o.

@bestintheworld

Homer

[drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him..

@eliseeeegurl

When life gives you lemons, paint them pink and make pink lemonade. ;) @Iliveforyou.

@kcvsing

How Its Really Works...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness..

@blissfully_me

Family guy

If you've got a problem, tell it to my a$$, cos he's the only one who gives a cr@p. Peter Griffin.

@kcvsing

Pizza Vs. Police

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police..

@eliseeeegurl

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it..

@krzekotowska

Astronomy

I lay in bed staring up at the stars thinking... Where the hell is the ceiling..