M8 its lyf innit.
Cnt evn tk it,
but wot do i do doe,
Cnt hck it bro,
Dey say I dnt haz swag,
Bcuz dey iz just a fag.
This is purely for the irony, doe. :'L.
It makes me laugh. Then again I am weird at times.
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Hi my name's Shaheena, or shapeenur, whatever floats your boat, whatever grinds your h- I mean. Yeah. Whatever floats your boat. I've recently been described as a 'social recluse' while in a social situation, so. I like, no, love writing, I particularly LOVE writing and reading poetry; I'd really appreciate if you checked out any of my works. :).
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