26 April 2012
Cat 1: so dude how's it goin?
Cat2: ohhh cat 1 have you been on the cat-nip again?
Cat1: what would you say if I said yes.
Cat2: I would ban cat-nip from your life! FOREVER!
Cat1: no I ain't on the cat-nip dude, just playing it cool...
Cat2: are you sure.
Cat1: what?
Cat2: A R E Y O U SURE?
Cat1: yeah man just chillin.
Cat2: let me smell your breath... Coah blimey cat1 you have! You lied to my small, innocent cat face.
Cat1: sorry babe it's just so hard to resist when my owners offer.
Cat2: I don't care cat 1! You said you stopped.
Cat1: Soz
Cat2: one last change cat 1 ... Or you are no longer my friend. Yes?
Cat1: yeah dude.
Cat2: promise?
Cat1: yeah man. Cool!
Cat: why I said that when he was still on the cat nip, I don't know.
Cat Texts: CAT-NIP • Opuss № I