6 April 2012
Hello, I am Sir Mars and this is my Opuss. I thought a polite introduction was in order.
I suppose I should begin with my 'nom du plume'. And the reason I am called Sir Mars. It all began with my best friend Badger. You see, he likes to think that awesomeness is a gift from god given to him and only him. So naturally when he saved me as Mr.Mars on his Nokia, it was 'awesome'. After, 4 years of being adamant that I should be called this, we got exceptionally drunk in a club where I handed a pack of cigarettes to someone who only wanted one. After this selfless act Badger then cried to the club that from that moment on I will be SirMars. Which I rather like.
I am of an undisclosed age in an undisclosed location, working in a night club as a bar man. If theres one thing I have learnt from my job it is all that anyone wants to do is have a good time.
I am also a very keen and rather average musician waiting for the break that every musician thinks will come but never will. Unfortunately I'm not as attractive as Kelly Rowland so no manager will offer me fame for sex. But if presented with this prospect, I'd have to think about it.
I have 4 father figures and 4 mother figures in my life. None of them actually teach me anything useful, but their significance as parents stands.
Time for a soppy paragraph where I admit that I wouldn't be here today with out my better half CeriVictoria. She turned my life upside down. And one day she hopes that she will be Lady Mars ... And yes she really does. Despite my horrible habits.
I smoke, I drink, I fly, I disregard any feelings you have if you annoy me. And if I serve you at the bar, it'll be the best drink of your life.
You'll learn more about me as you read, and less about yourself as you imagine and wonder who I am and where I am from.
An Introduction To SirMars • Opuss № I