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I said it.
I used to have such a scientific mind. I used to sit on my patio and 3 in the morning after work, stoned beyond mind power thinking about how the universe came to the exact point of an 18 year old boy having a joint in his back garden. I us…
Your name like a knife can pierce through my heart, I'll never forget how we fell in love in front under the stars, It's hard to believe I lasted so long, With our your voice in my life sounding like song, I love the way you can always …
One can take a lot of pleasure in cold alcohol and a warm spring day. I am. The news of a night of work perked my spirits up to a level I haven't reached for a little while and made me find new energy. Working nights mean the 2 hours betw…
As some of you might know from reading past Opuss' of mine, I am the guitarist of a band called The Illuminati Funk Unit. Yesterday, we got signed by a small label, so me and master Badger went out to celebrate! First a group of 15 year ol…
Is always worth it, kids...
I'm a bit of a sucker for philosophical psychology. Like Freudian theory and all that banter. What I really like is being able to tell how we thin and feel. It's part of my job to lend a helpful ear to a troubled mind and help them out. I…
Stasis; a state of balance, equilibrium or stagnation. Great word for the day! We all like a feeling of stasis don't we? like everything is where it should be in our lives, in our day-to-day routines. So, go to work, school, friends, fa…
It's the minorities that make the majority. So remember the main streamers mean nothing with out us.
Last night was probably my worst shift ever. You see, in the club where I work, everyone needs to do the cloakroom once a month. Luckily I have avoided it but I was there last night. Pouring with rain, at kick out as the clocks turned 3 all…
This cocktail is a sour mix from the depth of apple flavoured shots. It's nice enough to drink, but I'm not fussed if given the choice of other cocktails. To begin, grab yourself a Casablanca full of cubed ice. Add in a shot of green appl…
As I look over Opuss, I see a million and 1 posts full of heartbreaking poetry and endless questioning of love. Can I just say I used to be like that, I wasn't so public about it, but I was just as miserable. I was one of those people who h…
Here's a band I bet you've never heard of. Madrugada. I know nothing about them, other than they're a 5 piece and a few songs. One is called "Majesty" oh my goodness, it's rather a depressing song. But in an inspiring way. Like perfect day…
Funk is not music genre, it is not a way to describe something good by saying that's "funky". Funk is an emotion, it's a feeling. You know when you hear the perfect noise in a song? The perfect beat? When you just laugh and shout "yes! Mr.…
Too much funk can make dangerous funk. You want people funking out in the streets? - warewolf.
You're only as funky as your last cut. - Master Badger.
Are you going down to the woods today, To have a great surprise, Or do you like to get down with tigers, In your spare time? Why do I have to give a reason? I'm tripping out in all kinds of ways, Why does this judge have to judge me, When…
Customer1: have you seen my impression of a dinosaur dave? Customer 2: what? Customer 1: watch! (imitates the body language of a t-Rex) Customer 2: hey barman! Double vodbull! Me: sure buddy, what can I get for your gay dinosaur? Customer:…
Isn't even an original piece of writing. Someone's just copied a Bob Marley quote, is that really the kind of thing we want to do? Any day now they'll be introducing hashtags and mentions in to Opuss.
Ladies and gentleman, We are brought to existence for one reason and one reason only, To love every body!
You can't begin to comprehend how complicated you, as an entity, really are. But you can appreciate it.
I see the lights, Fade to black, And I see the people, Oh how they clap, And I see the winners, Marching to the music, And I see the losers, And they're making it. And I hope you're thinking exactly the same as me, I'm so glad we get thi…
1. Perfect Day -BBC & Lou Reed 2. Hook -Blues Traveler 3. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven 4. Touch Me I'm Going To Scream pt II - My Morning Jacket 5. Especially In Michigan -Red Hot Chilli Peppers 6. Rock n' Roll Highschool - Teddybears STHLM 7.…
We all have difficulties. As some of you may be able to tell by my missing out of words in my Opuss', one of my difficulties is dyslexia. But I'm not writing about my excuse for never learning to punctuate properly. I'm here to ask a quest…
I find a lot of people follow people on Opuss, in the hope they will follow back. Well no, this is not twitter where it's a massive social ratrace to being a twitter celebrity. This is Opuss. You follow people because they write interesti…
In the left corner, life. And all that surrounds it. And in the right corner, a very sound and user friendly idea of finally bringing that pesky little mountain to muhammed. I don't know what this means, but they're some good lyrics. (…
I'm beginning to think the left wing losers of Britain are just trying to annoy the upper classes with this ban. They managed to ban fox hunting (not a bad thing), making rich people to pay more tax for their massive V8 range rovers and now…
Well I'm watching dragons and treviso highlights while Master Badger sleeps on the sofa. Friday was not how I wished. But I am home with food, and more booze. Sir Mars never backs down on a drink.
Yes it's Friday night, and as Rebecca Black once drilled in to our heads, one must "get down" on Friday. And yes I plan to. There is no shame in circles of friends so I plan to fall over in every club in my home town, and if I don't I'm goi…
The banter wagon is ready for its journey to shenanigan central.
I did not make this cocktail, we serve it in the place I work as a sex on the beach, however any bartender who likes bar-tending knows that there is no sex on the beach made this way (as there are 17 of the) First of all, fill a Philadelph…
If you know you won't like the answer, there's no point in asking.
Well it's Easter Sunday. Which means 2000 odd years ago, according to the Christian faith, Jesus rose again on the 3rd day. So we eat eggs. Chocolate eggs. People ask each other what has a cadburys cream egg got to do with christs resurre…
As a bit of sociopath in the sense that I feel excluded from the world in many ways. I tend to think about things, ALOT. One thing I general think to myself is "why do we do what we do?" and I mean everything that we do. From the smaller …
This is a cocktail a friend and I made on the bar the night before Christmas eve this year. We were told to inject the buyers mouth with a "Caribbean fizz". After deliberating that Caribbean Fizz wasn't a drink, but an adjective for what he…
This is a cocktail a friend and I made on the bar the night before Christmas eve this year. We were told to inject the buyers mouth with a "Caribbean fizz". After deliberating that Caribbean Fizz wasn't a drink, but an adjective for what he…
So this is my band, The Illuminati Funk Unit. I would like opinions on the name. We formed because we wanted to bring funk back in to the charts, and I'm not talking James Brown funk, I'm talking real hard hitting, foot tapping grooves that…
There's a well known saying about the city of New York in the United States stating it is the city that never sleeps. Now, my home town is no way comparable at all to that astonishing place, but I think the saying is false. It's 4:30am in …
In the lonely hours of the night in a bar, all you can really do is people watch with your colleagues on the bar, which proves as great light entertainment. One thing I do notice is people, when sober in the dignified daylight, complain, m…
As I mentioned in my introduction my best friend is a chap called Badger. Our nights of banter and chanter are known as B+P. These weeks episodes involved lines from minds influenced by THC and alcohol. Our favourite of the evening came o…
Even though this is a new network to hit the web I have found that it is pretty much twitter, with out the limit of characters. But I still find the attention seekers of the internet are doing the same stupid thing as they did to twitter. …
Hello, I am Sir Mars and this is my Opuss. I thought a polite introduction was in order. I suppose I should begin with my 'nom du plume'. And the reason I am called Sir Mars. It all began with my best friend Badger. You see, he likes to t…