26 April 2012
Far far away across the galaxy, An astronaut drove a yellow rocket taxi.
An alien waved him to stop, Got into the taxi with a hop.
"Where are you off to, my friend?" The astronaut smiled.
"Do you know that place where they make pizza so good and yet it's zero calories? And the moon made out of a giant glowing chocolate chip cookie? Where the farms have lactose free cows and cheese? Where the brownie trees are so big and chunky? Where there are rainbow sprinkles on the mountain tops? Where they drink the most sweetest fizzy drinks with ice cream that won't make you fat? Where it rains the most chewy gumdrops? Yes, oh yes! That is where I have to be at!" The strange alien described so dreamily.
"Ah, I know such a place! I'll take you down to imaginary lane! We'll pass the non-dairy station and left on the semi-skimmed round-a-bout. We'll be there in no time!" The astronaut winked and stepped on the gas.
10 minutes later, they arrived at their destination.
"Why, this is the same place as before!" The alien demanded an explanation.
The astronaut turned back and explained carefully, "Well my strange friend, didn't I tell you we'll go down imaginary lane? The place you so vividly described is in such a place! I've imagined it for 10 minutes and now here we are again. Perhaps next time you'll have a real destination to go to somewhere in space!"
Down Imaginary Lane • Opuss № I