24 April 2012
Part 1. Animals.
1). Owls are practically cats with wings. Remember that. 2). Honey badgers are cooler than any other animal. 3). Bird poo is both poo and urine at the same time. 4). Earwigs have two penises. In case one snaps off. 5). Dolphins do not drink 6). A panther is just a black leopard. 7). The cross of a lion and a tiger is called a liger. It grows far bigger than either parent, some to 9 ft on it's hind legs 8). Baby giraffes have to fall 2 metres to the ground when they are born. 9). Lobsters have to shed their entire exoskeleton when they grow. This goes all the way through their body, so they have to rip out the lining of their throat, stomach and anus. 10). As long as lobster's gills are wet, they can breathe. Thus, you can take them for walks, and they can survive for up to 16 hours outside water. 11). Oysters can live for 80 years. 12). Some sheep have learned to jump cattle grids by forward rolling over them from a run up. 14). When jellyfish DNA is crossed with that of a pig's, it produces piglets with trotters and tongues which glow green under UV light. 15). A now extinct species of penguin could grow to 5 ft 7. This is the height of eddie Izzard.
Stanley's Little Guide To Life #1 • Opuss № I