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"I wonder if you can see from here. There, out the window. On the far side of the river... To the left if the little Edwardian park, all the way past the wallpaper-brown factory and about thirty yards clear of the little loading bay, stand…
I'd like to think I'm a very good person. I'd like to think I could easily achieve what I want in life. I'd like to think that it completely wasn't my fault that my first relationship ended badly. I'd like to think I handled it well. I'd l…
As I walked Into the bio-lab, I saw a peculiar sight: Professor Jenkins on his knees, Having turned out the light. He clutched in one hand a zombie mask, A halloween tool of jest, And not a sound I heard him make, as he crept towards t…
It had been three days since we were drafted. 3 days of hard graft, of senseless murder, of sleepless nights. I could see the scores lined on the Walls of the sky. The arena, of course, was ten times as big for us, but then again, we were a…
Behold the Mighty Glarces, Don't act like you're not impressed With our race's repertoire of skills, We must surely be the best. Or each and every method Is as clear as our skin, As flawless as our eyesight, As familiar as our kin We adv…
I watched as the darkness shrouded the human. As it enclosed it, like a thick, inky fog. This gutter of spite, so seething with lime-green deception and with eyes and hearts as black as her deeds. She circled him, if it is possible for s…
"the world will not end with a bang but with a meow"
Front: Pen > sword
T-shirt idea: Have all the profile pictures of all the users for the date published printed all over the t-shirt, and then update it each year (it might need to turn into a hoodie)
@silvia20 ! Thankyou for the maintenance of symmetry! I can't comment on the post because then the number of comments would shift, but Thankyou anyway!
Right. It's been a while, and I really would like to know: who actually knows where the number in my name comes from. No Internet allowed. This is a test.
In the carpark, by dusk, A strange man sat, With the wind at his ankles and his troubles beneath his hat, A pale moon surfaced From beneath a sea of land, and illuminated the figure, whose bent frame began to stand. The man flexed, the…
I gaze up at the crimson-coloured lights above me. Smells of rust and oil waft through my mind as I turn in the tepid, ventilated air, arching my back to massage the part that hit the floor. My helmet has dislodged itself from it's hold, an…
3) the misadventures of Johnny foreigner part 1. Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often. If they do, they are usually one sock, or the lid to a tupp…
All the bluesbury-based stories in one. Be warned: there are 5 of them. It is very, very long. (7982 words). It wouldn't let me do it all in one, so look for the next half after 1) the bluesbury hotel incident part 1. Hotels are mysterio…
The dark enclosed me, wrapped around me like a blanket, telling me everything would be alright. I could hear my own breathing, ricocheting off the Walls of my cell. I looked to the clock in the matron's office through the bars. 12:27. It wa…
According to all sources on weather, today was supposed to be awful. Awful grey clouds, awful half-rain-half-wind, and an awful sun, hiding behind an awful layer of various awful ionospheres and general awful radiation-blockers. Just thou…
Roses are red, violets are blue, SHIT! wrong poem! Happy birthday to you! Roses are red, violets are blue, If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN. Roses are red, violets are violet... I've screwed myself into a hole because not much rhymes wi…
Excuse me, but I have noticed something awry. Some people have hundreds of followers, and double or single digit ranks, but all they post is less than 3 lines long, whereas some of the most talented writers I know of have got less than twen…
There is no way of determining an exact opposite. Mathematicians may try, saying maybe that the opposite of 3 is -3, but they are still similar in principle, and therefore not opposite. 3 and -3 are numbers, and both parts of the English la…
@wildeyollie ! Is it you? Ollie? Hello! It's me! Ollie!
The man came round again, today. The Tall one, heart of black and eyes of grey. He calls himself a doctor, but I don't believe him. I saw her giving him funny looks, like she knew something, and daddy says that means she is suspicious. She…
There is a thought that keeps me going. That I can always turn to in moments of crisis. A thought that I shall one day pass on to my grandchildren, and that I will treasure and cherish for the remainder of my spectacularly short and mind-bo…
MORE useless facts: 1). The average biro can write 2 miles. 2). Backpfeifengesicht is german for 'a face that makes you want to hit it'. 3). 5% of koalas have bad backs 4). The pointy bit on a sundial is called a gnomon. 5). On a clear d…
Here is the updated version: a list of 130 films you must see before you die, in no particular order. Enjoy again. 1) Wall-E 2) V for Vendetta 3) Billy Elliot 3.1415926) Pi 4) District 9 5) Star wars (original 3) 6) Star trek (new) 7) One …
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How to's: How to tell if a video is worth watching: Is it targeted at specifically boys or specifically girls? No? It's worth watching. How to tell if an insurance company is dodgy: Do they give a reason for not being on price comparison…
'AAAAGHJESUSFUCKHELPHELPHELPHELP!!!' Exclaimed Johnny, blood gushing through his heart at the speed of blood, eyes streaming, and nose running like all manner of clappers. The centipede had retreated now, and the blurs that the poor earth…
Part 1. Animals. 1). Owls are practically cats with wings. Remember that. 2). Honey badgers are cooler than any other animal. 3). Bird poo is both poo and urine at the same time. 4). Earwigs have two penises. In case one snaps off. 5). …
Two ants crawl through the antfarm, engrossed in conversation. Arguing about teamwork, and the strength of their nation, They say, to each-other, that the outside doesn't exist That any other species, or antfarm, Is a myth. They argue, that…
There once was a planet, So big, round and shiny And compared to it, All of it's people were tiny A funny little race, All hairy and small Descended from apes, And not from there at all Their planet had died, and they decided to fly To …
'Of what nature?' My lips move dryly, cracking and fluffing as my tongue flops about my throat. I can feel reality dawning, it's light penetrating my sky and the blissful dark being lifted. My senses go numb, and my ears are suffocated by t…
I meander back to the main control room, the dusty corridors holding no place in my mind, and the friendly orange glows of the sodium lamps that adorn the offices, casting strange silhouettes of desk-wear. their warm, sleepy, comfortable li…
Lilac lights shoot down on me, as I wander through the immense hall, legs and arms swinging in the spambreeze. GMgrass crackles and tickles my feet, morning dew spreading through my skin like an an infection. The lazy blue overalls which ap…
I sit, all the time. It should get painful but I can't feel a thing. Can you? I don't expect so. I think you sit, too. I can't see your legs very well anymore since she moved you. but I can hear you thinking. I hear everything. I sometime…
I've thought of a question I have to ask you: If I were a hamster, would you be one, too?
Sorry about the crudity. I don't approve of it, but I needed to grab your attention. Hey there. Just wondering, has anybody here actually got a decent story for me to read, because everything in the charts is just small quips from the same…
The construction room buzzed into life, with a faint hum, rather like that of an insect, penetrating the thick, clean air. A table in the centre of the room lifted itself off the ground with a silent clunk and jolt spinning off the whirring…
AS A WISEMAN ONCE SAID: ‘I THINK, THEREFORE I WOULD NEVER VISIT THIS RESTAURANT EVER EVER EVER AGAIN EVEN IF I WAS PAID BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY KNOWN TO HUMANKIND SO MUCH MONEY THAT IF I CONVERTED IT INTO CREDIT CARDS AND BUILT A CASTLE OU…
On the floor, in a cave Sits the Thrug of balmone It's head is so full But it still sits alone It's tiny green ears do not dare to hear sound And it's tiny blue feet Do not dare leave the ground A long time ago, In a land far away Lay a …
Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often. If they do, they are usually one sock, or the lid to a tupperware box, or a flash jumping weasel. Johnny forei…
I don't hold many beliefs, I'm an atheist by choice, But if you want to follow faith, That's really fine, We all have a voice. As long as your religion teaches compassion toward all beings, With no Regards at all to race or creed or sex …
Get a tiny person to throw a stick of broccoli close up, and then get a giant to throw a tree far away, and see whether people can tell the difference.
Scientists now say that we in this generation are probably going to live to about a hundred years old. At least most of us. As I would like to count myself as one of most of us, I start to think about what this means. I have only lived fift…
Hotels are mysterious places. They are so full of life, yet so devoid of character. They are the half way house between settings, and the pit stop of every person, interesting or boring, old or young, dead or alive, big or small (or maybe …
The fact that everyone is unique Is the very thing that makes us all the same
The dead will never rise to walk again like in the films. They're too old for that sh*t.
"Is it just me, or am I alone in thinking this?" -Me
Nail your knees together Nail them together with a screw. Nail your knees together So you make one knee from two
A small song I composed one extremely wet afternoon. It's pretty awful. And In 6/8 timing. Watch the skies! Pieces are Watch the skies! falling now Down from the tumbling wastes of vacuum and into the opening arms of the stratosphere... …
Days reeded in darkness, shady arms climbing up the Walls, as the dusty may sand of ice-cream White gives way to grayscale pebbles, red brick and smooth as a tombstone, Dotted with toothy little jumping beans, hopping and whippeting as thei…