16 April 2012
I went to church and prayed to God to give me a new car. The priest was surprised to see me there as I am not a regular church goer. When I told him why I was there he said that God didn't work that way, and that I should be praying for forgiveness.
The next day I went out and stole a car and prayed for forgiveness.
New Car Please! • Opuss № I