14 July 2012

morning glory, warning story, there once was a guy called cory, who liked to have sex in the morning, but when that got all boring, he went into deep mourning, and would go to sleep snoring,

until one day, out on the summers bay, he saw a girl on the prowl, and they both got together doing something foul,

the story behind this is, never have sex on a beach, cause sand will get in anywhere, if you lay there bare, and everyone will stop and stare, which really is unfair,

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