storyteller
When someone takes credit for your work
That awkward moment when you're telling a story and you start laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm
It's work today. It's Monday today. Easter holidays are over. Could today get any worse?!
Trying to run from love is like running on a treadmill. You're heart beats fast and you are going no where
Take every opportunity because you never know if it's going to be the last.
The boy I have loved for SO many years is moving away and he knows I like him. But the problem is I won't be able to see him again and I'm really depressed and upset. I don't know what to do? I have liked him for so long and we have a lot o…
The one thing that makes me smile the most is when I think of you. Just the thought of you is enough to keep me living
Quote from book: the curtains are blue. What your English teacher thinks it means: depression and loneliness and a need for light. What the author means: the curtains are frikin blue!
My baby cousin said to me 'let's play hide and seek!' so I said 'okay, I will count and you hide! one, two, three...' 17 SECONDS LATER 'ready or not here I come!' and I opened my eyes to find her standing right in front of me and I said 'w…
I'm not happy. I'm not sad. I'm not anything. Apparently.
I want to cry until my eyes hurt and scream until I loose my voice. When it comes to love there is no other choice but to get hurt and get stronger
Once there was a frog called Joe, He rested on a fat man's toe! He ran away, And today, Where he is nobody knows!
WARNING: this poem will make no sense... Leather jackets, And tennis rackets! New books, And good looks! Kind words, And smelly turds! Polluted air, And a comfy chair! Televisions, And crazy visions! Gross boys, And cuddly toys!
I'm a hamster. Do you think it's fun? I run seven miles a day on a squeaky wheel. I eat my own poop because you humans can't be bothered to clear it up! I store food in my cheeks in case you forget (again) to put the food in my bowl. I dig …
You're my key, You unlock me, Keep me close, Keep me safe, Keep me happy, So sweet, Whoaaaa love love! It's destiny, So nothing stops me, The whole world knows, You're mine and you got me so sweet, Ooh love
If I was skinny, popular, Pretty and small, You would love me, And no one else at all. If I had perfect teeth, If I was bitchy but sweet, You would love me, From my head to my feet. If you're looking for someone perfect, Close your eyes a…
A girl is beautiful not hot. She is not a temperature.
Hi, remember me? I was your friend when you were still single.
I miss you lots and lots and lots. I remember how you used to call me pretty and tell me stories of your wild childhood. If only you could tell me those stories now. I can hear your whisper sometimes, I can hear your heart beating next to m…
Dear mr right, I like you. A lot. Okay bye (: ^ if only it were that simple ...
I must admit, I certainly want a lot of things. But there are only a few of them that I need...
I'm not a skinny, I'm not pretty, I'm not gorgeous, I'm not perfect. I am me, and that is better than being all those things... Being me means everything
Love is love. It is too powerful to be explained.
I said to my baby cousin 'how are you feeling?' and she said 'it depends' (she's 2 and 1/2 years old) and I said 'what depends?' and she said 'it all depends' and I said 'yes, you are right.' and for once, what she was saying I can relate t…
All day: You. You. You.
My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet! I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no! You can't eat this!' and I said 'why?' and she said 'because mummy said you're not su…
I want to be 2 years old, Get all the attention, Scream for chocolate, Wear a nappy, Talk in baby language, Laugh and fall over, Suck my thumb and run in circles because I will do all that and I won't be classified as 'weird'
I was young and crazy, And I didn't know what to do, So I randomly decided, I'd fall in love with you. I knew I would get hurt, But now I cannot halt, And you seem to make me think, Everything is my fault...
I hate it when I can't remember a dream and my friend says 'what did you dream about last night?' and I end up making something up! Admit it, you've done it too!
It's horrible waking up with tears in your eyes and not remembering a dream because you blame innocent things
Smile. It confuses some people.
1. When the teacher tells off the class and everyone goes silent and you need to sneeze. 2. You've told a joke and you start laughing but stop suddenly because no one else is laughing. 3. You are in a club shouting that you have bowel probl…
I've been blessed with an angel, An angel ever so true, It's beauty shining like a star, Cheering me up when I'm blue. I've been blessed with an angel, An angel ever so kind, And if for a moment I see his face, I fall in love out of my min…