8 April 2012
1. When the teacher tells off the class and everyone goes silent and you need to sneeze.
2. You've told a joke and you start laughing but stop suddenly because no one else is laughing.
3. You are in a club shouting that you have bowel problems to someone and they can't hear you so you shout it louder, the music stops and you shout 'I HAVE BOWEL PROBLEMS!' silence...
4. You are in a romantic eye-staring-moment and you fart then go silent and spoil the mood.
5. You're opening your presents on your birthday and you get the thing you asked not to get. Your parents say 'do you like it?' silence...
The Awkward Silence • Opuss № I