9 April 2012
- Morning World!
- #FF @username is awesome
Driving like an asshole only ever impresses other assholes. #Asshole
- Why is #name trending again?
- #ThingsPeopleNeedToStopDoing Taking ...those lame photos of themselves in front of the mirror.
- Feeling hungry
- Thank you Steve
- Hey @username hey. Hey!!! Guess what?? (Once they reply back simply say "not much").
- #DrivesMeUpTheBend ...when someone constantly follows me around the house.
- Being sick on your date will significantly reduce your chances of sex
- I don't think so...
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