15 April 2012
Elderly female seen on the local town cctv trying to rip off a mercedes emblem from a car bonnet. When i get there she's gone into hiding. As i pull away i catch a glimpse of her peering over the nearby wall.. The lady looks in her late 70's. 'Did You do this? ' pointing to the car. 'Yes.. Thats my husbands car... I've been married nearly 40years'.. She said as matter of fact. 'Ok. But why where you trying to damage it?' ' Because... I found out he has been cheating on me with one of the younger ladies from the rotary club.. That harlot.. I told her to leave my husband alone..Now...he takes her to Bingo!'.
Lesson learnt.. Never mess with Grandma's Bingo.
Grandma • Opuss № I