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@diablos4

Man From Peru

I've heard of a man from Peru Whose limericks end on line two.

@diablos4

College Professor

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..

@diablos4

Smoking

There was a young man from stroking. Caught coughing his guts up from smoking. When asked why this was, He said it's because, I think that it's better than choking.

@diablos4

FaceBook

When you fail to get much approbation Or even a “friend confirmation,” In the absence of flatterers Or even of chatterers, What's left then besides hibernation.

@puffy1980

Perversay Rhymes: Lucy

For @ipuss There was a girl called lucy, Who had an itchy pussy, She pulled it left, She pulled it right, Now it is all all loose-y!.

@puffy1980

Problem Jane

Dirty Rhyme DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Jane had a problem down below, Her pussy lips hung way to low. Her doctor was dishy, He said "your fishy". He told her her lips had to go!.

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Saint

There once was an artist named Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint. All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colourful lack of restraint.

@rjkbars

A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..